LLAMA DOLLA
A storytelling art experience fintech satire, where fringe science means cringe wool, experimenting with animal-based art photography, sound, and “AI” Animal Intelligence which grazes and chews like cud data into abstract alpaca math art calculus that nobody understands especially a Llama, and spacey alpaca knows but always seems to forget.
Our company is run top down from the hierarchal position of a female NYC boss llama named Suezanne Llama Lawyer, her emergence began in 2020 during the crypto craze and raves of online trading where she began her roots at Goat Coin , an upheaval where animals took over the NYC wall street exchange and discovered and experimented on the human conundrum lost in its own matrix.
Like many other animal kind, she wanted a seat at the trade floor and created the Llama Dolla network, to compete or gossip about goat to alpaca to banana ratios, option trading hay bales, and spit litigation lawsuits, run by her team of DJing reggaetechnotongue partying llama lawyers.
Why does a llama seem like a dragon? When do deployed hit sheep with knives stashed in their wool take out shepherds to support her mythos of camelid parades where her wool is blown to the full moon under skyscrapers? Why won’t human camelid AI scientists let her drop her beats on the streets?
The world may never know
“I thought you said she was a lawyer?”
And part time reggaeton producer?
And manager of an alpaca pop star named Trisha. Her bff sidekick who never makes sense but always does *cough* quantum magical witchery, who I suppose now “manages” Suezanne through quantum AIpaca experiments based on low tech art…. whether Llama realizes it or not..
Yes Suezanne took on the role of managing her Alpaca little friend, herding through the annihilation of Alpaca Rhythm, in the age of algorithmic playlists, prebot decided contest winners, and paying for free data mining services in hope of a “reggaeton hit of the summer season” as she would put it.
Earning the title “aloha llama” from her neurotic volcanic approach to tough love linguistics in metaverse discordant communities and alpaca hum theory, she vacated the generative AI music scene to approach her “reggaeton” inspired futures of hum harmonies and tempo gated sure-footed traffic followers as “Llamita Harmony”. It must of been the mere simplicity of the dem bow beat and hyptonic llama swag groove that enabled her to get over prompting a reggaeton track with magic alpaca math finally.
Here at Llama Dolla you will find a wide variety of existential crisises wrapped up into pseudo crypto satire block currencies as our beloved galactic llama overlord oversees so maniacally her microtransaction super store part time. Thats part time grazing, browsing for boots, tricking the humans into selling her beer with cochineal dye thermo printed money, creating lawsuits for her own defense and others out of thin air to perform at. And somehow managing her lil alpaca dream star into the ground and back.
The prime directive is to create low tech AI inspired animal art systems leveraging the physics of real llamas and alpaca magic math to create stunning beautiful ways to approach life, the age of ai and art.
Unfortunately the shepherd was left heavily out of the picture as Llama CEOS and Alpaca tech experts don’t give a dolla or coin about the state of affairs in the hyperinflated US financial system.
The shepherd unknowingly was drawn to such places like Machu Pichu to be photobombed, Mt. Shasta to be a baby alpaca wet nurse 1000x over, a screamoholic alpaca death llama foley room data miner ending a mafia sheep setup. To forge the “one dolla to rule them all” under the slopes of Mauna Loa. Drink cactus under the stars above the Sacred Valley of the Inca? Hock 40k dolla alpacas around like its new age sumo wrestling in front of a White House.
Apparently animals don’t really understand human needs very well, especially browsing state of the art fiber producing grazing camelids… They just need those “hands” to bypass this little human matrix and enter the fintech AI industry to compete with Mr. goat aka Businessman Goat.
Is this a sport to see which animal species can imprint the most neurological defeating situations to a human for day trading hay ?
The world may know, if it can accept the fact its run by animals.